Mikee

Cool person who likes to play basketball, best looking, athletic, unique, intelligent, can cookand clean, friendly (unless you get on his bad side), good dancer, weird, ladies if he isn't your bf you missin out, always thinks about the saying "no chest no sex", and really annoying but worth it.

You're just lIke MIKEE!!

by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017

mike

The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.

Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.

by NoMike February 18, 2013

mike

A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.

Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."

Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."

Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."

by lunamellow October 8, 2009

Miked

(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.

He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.

by Thatwaslike8yearsago October 21, 2012

Mikeing

To dry hump an inflatable whale.

My neighbor was mikeing in my pool.

by Kerydactyl September 22, 2011

mike

a hairy beast with an 80's fro, kinda looks like a goon, loves spongebob and pig squealing music,likes girls with big tits, looks like the guy from juno when he sings in front of people, resides on the wet side, owns a dog who likes to hump girls with big asses. mike is the kind of guy that makes you scream "LITTLE PISSER!", and he will drink all of your orange juice so watch out!

"hey! who drank all of my orange juice??!"

"oh it was that mike kid!"

by poopfaceasshole February 8, 2009

mike

Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.

Hey that mike picked up on maria the mexican chick

by Behnaz February 27, 2008