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Middle Child Card Game

A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.

If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.

In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.
Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.

Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.

That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"
by MiddleChildDrinkingGame October 16, 2011
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Middle School Dance

A get-together where preppy little boys and girls try to fufill their sexual urges by freaking and grinding to music.
"I really want to go to the next middle school dance." Said Beatrice.
by mmmbop February 9, 2005
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middle village

a suburban area in queens, new york in which white kids for some reason think they are black. you can find a group of these either at juniper, at atlas, or maybe even PHILLIES(who the fuck goes there?). and most dont return home from olh cuz theyre not little middle skool kiddies. basically it can be a pretty okay place as long as you know enough normal people.
Girl: heyy like omg lets go hang out by middle village
Guy: yahh bitch yahh lets go chill in the fuckin park iight
by MrPerez October 23, 2008
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middle america

Like the other definition suggests, Middle America denotes the region of the USA which lies between the two coasts. The term is largely synonymous on the level of meaning with broader uses of "Midwest."

The two terms, however, differ in their connotations. While "Midwest" is a term whose etymology is unclear (what, exactly, is the Midwest in the middle of?), "Middle America" marks the Midwest by contrasting it with the two edges on the east and west. "Middle America," then, always marks its signified term through contrast with the unmarked coasts.

The effect of this contrast is to insult. The term is almost always derogatory, as the other definition shows. "Middle America" is seen as secondary in importance to the coasts, unimportant and not worth knowing, and this attitude is justified through various caricatures: those from "Middle America" are provincial and unsophisticated, etc.

In short: "Middle America" is a perjorative term for the "Midwest."
"Peoria always strikes me as quintessential Middle America: small and unexciting."
by theoldlove December 27, 2009
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middle of a can tab

if you are able to get the middle of the can tab fully in tact then if you give it to someone you can cash it out for a kiss
hey *hands middle of a can tab* gotta give me a kiss now
by ejdhne June 14, 2021
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middle-named

When someone is really mad at you so they yell your first and middle name.(v)
Mom: "Betty Louise, did you make this huge dent in the car door?!"
Betty Louise: (on the phone)"Oh man, Sara, I just got middle-named, because my mom found out about the huge dent in the car door."
by Chesmerelda November 2, 2005
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Middle School

THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...

1:DRAMA!!! FUCK!!!!
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!
6th grader: OMG IM SO ExCITED FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! IM GONNA BE RUNNING BACK FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND ILL TEAR THE SCHOOL UP OMG!!!

middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself
by peculiarmonkey October 3, 2008
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