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Mexican Tugboat 

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Mexican Tugboat by Popadopolis_FTS October 30, 2014
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mexican trunk junk 

Marijuana that is horrid. Mostly shake, stems and seeds, doesn't get you high, and doesn't last. Complete garbage.

Mexican-Tuxido

A button down short-sleeved dress shirt (design optional) that only has the top button being used,usually worn with an undershirt and a bandanna.this fashion statement is also found with African-American individuals in the ghetto.
i think i'm going to start wearing the Mexican-Tuxido.
Mexican-Tuxido by zandasun October 19, 2015

Mexican teacup 

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.
Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!
Mexican teacup by Sadameyez November 28, 2015

Mexican Tree War 

A gang bang of chodes at once.
Mexican Tree War by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

Mexican tarp flarp 

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

Mexican teapot 

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot
Mexican teapot by Curly smurf July 28, 2017