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metrosexual

a wussy scenester who metaphorically emasculates himself in terms of fashion. Think pink t-shirts, highlights, mullets, coloured charity wristbands (though those seem unfashionable now), very white trainers, distressed jeans and that narcicisstic snow patrol song that whinges on about "if i lay here". Expect the same guys to be very ashamed in a few years' time and readily embrace a pretentious masculine fad that will no doubt erupt in frustration at this current, nauseatingly effiminate trend.
metrosexuals seem to think that females are attracted to femininity... in men
by davetwocombs May 13, 2007
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metrosexual

An example of a non-metrosexual male is a male that scratches his loins in front of you.
"I was in the store paying for gasoline and a non-metrosexual man scratch and tugged at his private section write in front of me."
by MichelleT September 28, 2006
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metrosexual

A heterosexual man who is very much in touch with his feminine side, and is not afraid to show it. He appreciates Gucci bags, Prada wallets, etc.
I'd say that Justin Timberlake is homosexual, but I guess he's just metro.
by FOX July 29, 2003
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metrosexual

heterosexual male who appears slightly gay due to his impeccable sense of style, belief in designer hygiene, and willingness to emote. by definition, a metrosexual must be male due to the sterotype that women are usually conscientious of these things from the get-go.
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" turns perfectly normal American males into stylish metrosexuals.
by fresh meat May 13, 2005
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metrosexual

A male who gets manicures and pedicures and botox injections see John Kerry.
John Kerry and John Edwards are a couple of metrosexual homosexuals.
by mmm hmmm October 29, 2004
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metrosexual

A heterosexual male thats is very intouch with his feminine side, and is often mistaken for being a homosexual because of his: sense of style, knowledge of feminine products, and a good eye for design. For some fucking reason, the chicks dig it. Almost makes me wanna turn metro...
"James Pella is a meterosexual, becuase he wears gap and loves to shoe shop."
by Darren October 19, 2004
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metrosexual

a guy who is in touch with his feminine side, has style, and yet maintains his alpha=maleness
You see a guy walkin down the street, stylin in clothes, hair, he knows how to talk, he can talk to women, and men. He can wear nice shoes and clothes and rub your feet and cook for you, yet cut down a tree in the back yard with his chainsaw
by wanda p May 31, 2005
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