metthew elvin

Metthew Elvin is the skinniest uglyiest Mexican you’ll ever meet! His beard looks like someone’s glued turner backy to it and his face is worse then Teresa mays brexit deal! And also sells drugs to kids

his name is metthew Elvin! He sells kids ice cream and lives on Highfield estate!

Areet bob you heard of that kid on the estate?

Aye aye the one with the clap and 2 children? Metthew Elvin?

by Waxa belta January 20, 2019

Mathew

soft cock faggot

bro mathew is such a soft cock, nobdody likes a sooky soft cock

by xxgamerxladyxx April 29, 2019

Methemaddict

meth•e•madd•ict
/mǝTH(e)’madik/
noun

Its like mathematics but for drug addicts.
plural: methemaddicts

Friend: If I mix 4 and 1/2 pills of adderall with 13 ounces of alcohol Ill be focused enough work and drunk enough to enjoy work.
You: Thats some serious methemaddics right there.

When I grow up Im goanna be the best drug dealer, Ill even make my own product. Thank god they taught me methemaddicts in school.

by ravexdavis April 2, 2019

Mathew

A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.

Friend: I have a Mathew

Friend 2 : oh really

Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...

by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Not it, don't be a Mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Stop it don't be a mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.

See mathew bury over there? I hate that guy

by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019