my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

mermaid

a slut who is very good at swimming or a very hot and busty girl on the swim team

Damn, Sarah from the swim team is a mermaid

by kite1308 October 26, 2009

Merm

A very attractive female . Short for mermaid

Me: you that lil Merm

Her:what’s that

Me: you that lil mermaid because ain’t nothing else like you

by Haitib0y June 15, 2018

mermacolion

1. A mythical creature described as half ant, half lion, with reversed genitalia.

2. Similar to a distress call. If separated from your friends one night when out wreaking havoc, yell Mermacolion. Your lost comrades should respond with the same thus enabling you to find your way back, Marco Polo style. It is not unusual to draw out the ending of the word either.

"Guys, I gotta go take a leak"
ten mins later...
"Uh, guys? Crap. MERMACOLION!!"

by CaileyMao January 2, 2008

Mermaidism

Mur-meyd-iz-uh m

The action to live, and act like a mermaid.
The person has an affinity with mermaids.

She just brushed her hair with a fork, this is mermaidism!

by Catherine Roberge September 17, 2014

mermaid

(n) a lady who enjoys frolicking in the ocean, or any water body, in the form of swimming, snorkelling and diving. Typically wears her long hair braided with seaweed tangled in it. Other characteristics include sandy and salty ears, surf nose and a full smile due to immersing herself in the wonders of the ocean floor.

1: "That girl always goes to the beach but I never see her on the surf."
2: "That is because she is a mermaid"

by noodie September 11, 2015

Mermaid

A female with a really smelly pussy.

Fish-like scent

Nah dude, I wouldn’t go down on her she was a mermaid

by יהושוע May 15, 2019