Mental mind-fuck 

1) A situation in which someone is trying to mess with your mind.

2) Something confusing.

1) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind-fuck can be nice.

2) Oh, man, that test today was such a mental mind-fuck.

Mental mind-fuck by Steven Johnson April 26, 2006

mental orgy 

A group of people all joined together in the act of mental masturbation.

We had a mental orgy in physics class yesterday talking about relativity.

mental orgy by watagatapitusberrie May 11, 2010

Mental illness 

the dream world community server

"uhhh what tf does mental illness mean????"
"drem world community"

Mental illness by Harping deeznuts January 15, 2022

mental masturbation 

Overly intensive self gratifying procrastination, thought and contemplation for a subject not necessarily warranting such effort.

"Let's quit the mental masturbation here, its a waste of time..."

mental masturbation by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

mental terrorist  

a person who sticks one thought in your brain and it comes back later, and you over analyze it.

A WOMAN !!!! is a mental terrorist
when your in a fit and she just agrees and agrees then says "______" in a whisper

and that thought comes back later...

mental terrorist by TNACANADA February 6, 2009

mental plinko 

Mental Plinko is used to define the path taken by a thought through your mind from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated, topic.

"Sorry I just spaced out there for a second. When you mentioned your car troubles I had a bit of a mental plinko. First I thought of cars, then I thought of those little air fresheners that hang on the mirror, that led me to thinking about smells in general, and then I remembered that horrible fart you ripped off in the cafe the other day."

mental plinko by EgoAnt November 23, 2004

mental chuckle 

a.k.a. mc --> not to be confused with master of ceremonies means mental chuckle. it is usually used when something funny is said or read by a person, but this tidbit of information does not make them laugh out loud or 'lol' as the kids say. the new information only makes them laugh in their mind. hence the name 'mental chuckle'

My friend, Rick, told me about how he saw a panda fall out of the tree after it farted. I didn't think it was funny enough to laugh out loud, but I did catch myself experiencing a mental chuckle.

mental chuckle by scopa.amiga. July 20, 2009