Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022

Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by September 16, 2020

Max

The sweetest, funniest guy you will ever meet. He is a smart, SEXY guy with a great sense of humor and a nice smile. He's so amazing and so athletic. He plays soccer, has hazel (or brown) eyes and dark brown hair.

Girl 1: oooh who's that sexy guy?
Girl 2: that's max, my boyfriend

Girl 1: you lucky bitch!

by Persøn March 17, 2015

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016

Max

A dude who usually loves grundle and hanging out with the chess club

dude where have you been, your becoming a max

by denchy rent October 28, 2014

Max

Max is a big cock head. He acts all hard but really isn't. He is well rich and enjoys walking up stairs.

Wow isn't max really sad.

by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 09, 2019

Max

He’s pretty much the worst person ever... he’s horrible to girls and has no respect for anyone. He thinks he has loads of friends but there not actually his friends likes to joke about things that are not funny also likes to start arguments a lot.

Girl 1- max is so horrible

Girl2-max was very mean to me in maths

Girl3- max is bad at English

by LM318 June 12, 2020