Mattie

Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.

Wow that guy is a real Mattie

by goatcatcher November 29, 2021

Matty Pratty 12

A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce

Yo that Matty Pratty 12 just got 9 kills on fortnite

by Vellzii May 16, 2018

Matty

a man that's smart but a bit horny

hey matty you're smart

matty please get off i don't consent

by gayhornymeninyourarea May 3, 2024

Mattie

Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them

She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie

by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022

mattie

honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*

oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.

by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022

pedo matty

A term for a individual who is called Matthew, this individual is madly in love with children. Therefore he will molest children in a 1 mile radius.

"pedo matty raped my kid last night"

"pedo matty gave me ring sting at the age of 5"

by anonymous August 11, 2023

matty b stan

a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is she doing

girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021