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St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 26, 2018
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Mad man matty

It’s Mad man matty , oh no !!
by Mad man matty November 23, 2021
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martython

A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.
John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.
by THW November 14, 2011
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mundane matt

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018
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matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it
Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies
by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019
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Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
by xxJo November 30, 2011
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matt sturniolo

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.
by Rubycgd April 25, 2022
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