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by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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gray matter

Brilliant band that had two songs in the ground-breaking Flip video Sorry.
Well I'm crusin' illusions
disillusions for now
I took a step to the edge
but I've been walking for miles
it was a very temporary waste of time
if there's really such a thing as a waste of time
can't let myself be restrained
let decisions be so torn
kill confusion by killing options
burn no bridges to stay warm.
by Ziggy Stardust March 3, 2005
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fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.
by Jesustits August 26, 2005
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Matter

A form of life in the shape of an organism.

The area between you and another.

The importance of a subject.
Does the distance matter?

Matter of subjects being?
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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the truth of the matter

A sentence filler to replace an unwanted pause to give one an extra moment to gather an answer to a question. It is used before stating a fact like ''in my opinion'' is used before stating an opinion.
Q: How did he win without the popular vote?

A: Well, the truth of the matter is... the winner is determined by which canidate has the most electoral votes.
by Garden11 December 30, 2017
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MasterNap

When a male/female masturbates before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during orgasm. Masturbation + Nap= Maternap
Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?

Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep

Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick

Billy: dont lie....we have all done it

Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
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