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masterbator

He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.
by thesg September 19, 2006
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Clown Masterbation

Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).
So dude how did you get into the circus?
Oh I had to do some clown masterbation
by ianz. June 6, 2010
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furry masturbater

when a man rubs rabbit fur on his dick and gets aroused and then cums
Aw yah i love being a furry masturbater! It feels so good!
by Ryan Ferguson July 20, 2006
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masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!
Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1
by soopadickman July 30, 2006
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Masterbate

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .
by Master in arms March 14, 2018
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Masterbate

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!
by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018
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masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.
i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.
by mirror butt March 7, 2016
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