Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic

"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"

by reed4pop June 27, 2020

Apple Mask

The most useless thing of all time.

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.

by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020

DIY Masks

Design your own washable face shield to distinguish yourself from the crowd, be it from a used bra, bikini, or briefs—let your creativity shine by doing it yourself.

With mask wearing becoming the new-normal habit for millions of people worldwide in post-pandemic, DIY masks provides artists and creatives an opportunity to showcase their hidden talents to those around them and to countless others on social media.

by MathPlus April 6, 2021

911 MASK

The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.

The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.

by MathPlus May 3, 2021

Mask Piracy

When morally bankrupt individuals flushed with cash tried to divert a shipment of masks bound for a certain country to another destination, while the goods were being transferred between planes in a transit country.

Besides sending people waving cash to buy a planeload of masks meant for France on the tarmac in China, the Trump administration was accused of mask piracy after diverting 200,000 masks meant for Germany to its shores while they were on transit in Thailand.

by MathPlus April 27, 2022

Ahmed's Mask

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.

Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.

by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022

Mask Baiter

Someone who wears a face mask and looks attractive with the mask on, but once they take it off, they look less attractive

“Brittney is such a mask baiter”

by Ben43 January 19, 2022