DIY Masks

Design your own washable face shield to distinguish yourself from the crowd, be it from a used bra, bikini, or briefs—let your creativity shine by doing it yourself.

With mask wearing becoming the new-normal habit for millions of people worldwide in post-pandemic, DIY masks provides artists and creatives an opportunity to showcase their hidden talents to those around them and to countless others on social media.

by MathPlus April 6, 2021

masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.

"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."

by Yer July 23, 2008

Mask Operation

When the authorities ruthlessly enforce the wearing of masks in public places for both people and pets, and also for the thousands of mute and deaf gods and goddesses (or deities and idols) in religious quarters, to contain the surge of infections and fatalities, so that those who fail to do so are dealt with severely, with heavy fines and jail sentences for anti-maskers, or even caning for repeated offenders.

For rogue nations, mobilizing thousands of ambassadors nationwide in begging the public to don a face mask is a waste of time and a sign of political weakness; what the dictators want is to launch a mask operation to get the whole nation into quick action.

by MathPlus July 19, 2021

Chunky Mask

When someone vomits in while wearing their mask

Andre has a chunky mask

by Igetbitchesmyles February 15, 2022

Ahmed's Mask

Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.

Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.

by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022

Courtesy Mask

Mask(s) you keep in your car in case your passenger(s) need a mask while going out during the COVID pandemic

"Ah nertz, I forgot my mask"
"No problem, I keep courtesy masks in my glovebox"

by reed4pop June 27, 2020

Apple Mask

The most useless thing of all time.

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.

by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020