Markus

An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.

Fuck Markus

by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021

markus

a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.

markus is the biggest shagger in town

by konsky March 16, 2019

markus

asshole backstabbing jerk

boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”

by habsgsisnvzusjs sshs sh February 18, 2019

Markiplier

Markiplier: a man who is not only the king of squirrels but is the king of FNAF and has a very smexy booty. He missed his calling as a stripper and is now an amazing YouTube persona who is slowly becoming more insane and stupid. But its adorable so its chill

Me: I watch Markiplier
Person: Who is he?
Me: *poses* GOD

by CursedMoonstone September 12, 2018

Marupok

Sab is the definition of marupok

Si Sab ay marupok.

by Asawa ni Shin Ryujin May 27, 2021

markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
<drum roll>

Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009