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markomite

someone who has alot of quality expensive stuff they're always bragging about but doesn't know how to use it
"did you see his board?!? and when he started playing... wow, what a markomite...."
by suzy87 October 20, 2006
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Marnoosey

Someone that has the distinct facial features and or physical characteristics of an animal belonging to the rodent class.
"That girl with the overbite and stray whiskers is a total marnoosey"
"That girl with the overbite and stray whiskers is a total marnoosey"
by Aystin Schaffer December 14, 2008
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markolepsy

when the bartender passes out drunk. Usually this is followed by the bar closing way too early
"This bartender has markolepsy. I keep having to wake him up to get a drink."
by phenomonalwang April 2, 2007
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Markolepsy

mahr-kuh-lep-see

A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”

Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”

Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”

Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”

Mark “zzz”

Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
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marnot

a meatcutter that thinks he knows everything. also could potentially be a russian cosmonot. he likes to handle his sausage with great force.
look at marnot, that crazy meatdick. He sure likes handling his cocktail wiener.
by farmer89 April 9, 2011
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markolepsy

A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
" hey dude wake up, we have a show to play."
"sorry man. you know i have markolepsy."
by twrex408 January 10, 2012
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marko aleksic

Marko aleksic is a Serbian name all of which have aleksic as surnames are always richly cool and are muscular so do not fuck with him he will fuck you
He has Money Money MoneyMarko aleksic is a Serbian name all of which have aleksic as surnames are always richly cool and are muscular so do not fuck with him he will fuck you
by Marko aleksic January 8, 2017
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