Machala

1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.

2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.

3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.

Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"

Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."

Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"

by Chumley the great August 29, 2007

Manalapan

1. a town where people are just as stuck up as you are but can still be down to earth with their daddy's money in their pockets.

2. the place where all the white rich "gansta" and emo kids gather to do pot and get drunk out of their mind at parties

You are such a bitch, but i still love you! Here let me buy you this platinum bracelet. ----Manalapan JAP

by M-panGal December 9, 2008

Mandals

When a dude who is wearing sandals is also simultaneously wearing socks, defeating the purpose of wearing sandals in the first place. Often worn by meatheads, shoobies, and jocks. Not a good look for guys.

Person A: Ew, look at all the mandals crowding up the boardwalk!

Person B: Anybody who wears mandals just looks like a douchebag.

by MimzilyMadness February 15, 2010

manal beard

Overly long hair sprouting from the rear of humans. Both the male and the famale sex's may have a Manal Beard. The word originated by the merging of the words "Mane" , meaning the long hair found on the back of the neck of such animals as Lions or Horses, and "Anal Beard", which the name for hair growing from human cracks in their bottoms. If a person has a Manal Beard, they're hair is much longer than those who have Anal beards. This gives them disdain in some cultures (because it usually seen as unhygeinic and full of clagnuts), but respect in others (because it is seen as a wise man who has such a long beard).

1. "I have combed my manal beard this morning."
2. "He must be a wize and important man to have such a lengthy manal beard"
3. Johnny's manal beard got caught up in the shaver blades.
4. "Yuk, that manal beard is full of dangle berries!"

by Junior Leaders 02 February 4, 2006

Mandal

a sandal worn by both men and women that are butch

you can see toms toe hairs through his mandals

by better off May 1, 2006

Chotch Mahal

This is where "The Chotch" dwells. Cards are often played at this establishment. At times he may also be seen at the Chotch Marina.

Who's down for some cards at the Chotch Mahal this evening?

Hey Chotchkie, any ladies going to be at the Chotch Mahal this evening? Didnt think so.

by Andrew January 13, 2005

mandals

sandals worn by a man or boy, usually made of leather and either slip-on or strapped

"check out that guy's feet, he's wearing mandals!"

by maria v August 8, 2005