poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014

whatever mang

Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.

Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.

Response: Whatever Mang

by NewWavMarker November 30, 2013

Mang

A common phrase used in England meaning trying to get with someone or trying to get someone to date them

Hey bro seen that girl over there
Yeah man I'm totally trying to mang her

by ajmacey July 31, 2016

Yao Mang

Shortened version of "you know what I mean?" Not to be confused with the baketball player, Yao Ming.

Boil the noodles for 5 mins only! Nobody likes soggy noodles. Yao mang?

by Gretel Wurfel October 30, 2016

Mang

Hispanic way of saying man

Wasup mang. Washoo doing.

by Press ctrl-w January 3, 2016

mang face

A cool ass smart dog.

"Did your dog really just get you a beer?!! Dang that is one mang face dog"

by Mama Lyds March 20, 2016

Mange

verb
1. the action of sitting on one’s testicles in a chair, couch, fence, etc.

synonyms: squashed, smushed, crush,

1. “Yo bro I was jumping over Brittany’s fence after we heard the garage door open and I manged my balls.”
2. *Begins to sit down on wooden dinner table chair*
“This meal smells really good mom,”
*Sits fully on chair*
“Damn! I just manged my nuts”

by m!m August 6, 2019