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manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
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Magnetic Lashes

Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!
Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.
by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018
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Magnetic Field

The Magnetic Field is created somehow in the core by unknown origins (speculation suggests that it’s created from the spinning liquid outer core)
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.
Tom Scott: ... and at number 3, it’s the Earth’s Magnetic Field
by PewDieSeries January 19, 2021
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Villian Magnet

Noun (plural Villian Magnets)
A girlfriend, wife, sister or daughter of a Hero kidnapped by an evil scumbag resultingin a Rescue Mission or Ransom.
Lois Lane and Mary Jane Waston were Villian Magnets and so is Sweet Polly Purebread.
by MikeKal July 25, 2009
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What manner of sorcery was that?

1: adj - an unimpressive demonstration
2: adj - an embarrassing and unimpressive demonstration of "skillz"
Alan Rickman, after being told "i know ur ip lol epic win", and in the most sarcastic tone manageable, and drunk: "What manner of sorcery was that?"
by elvis aquilar August 15, 2013
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mal-mannered

It is so mal-mannered to burp at the dinner table.
by Mr & mrs smith November 2, 2013
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Stud Magnet

It's the alternative to 'chick magnet'. It's a girl or guy who attracts good looking guys
"Jenny has so many cute guys who like her! She's a stud magnet!"

"That dude could create a whole harem with all the hot guys trying to date him. Total stud magnet!"
by You'reWelcomeAmerica February 13, 2014
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