Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.

Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.

by Pineal September 2, 2020

Crazy Magic Shit

Crazy Magic Shit is when you can open automatic doors, or when your at the stop lights and you can switch them to be green insted of red or yellow...its also when you can open wheelchair doors : )

Did you see her open that automatic door?

Yea that was some Crazy Magic Shit!

by fancygirl1042 November 17, 2009

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013

Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.

Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!

by Updated Magic May 30, 2016

Swamp Maggot

A term used in the south to describe a person who is completely disgusting, has no morals, continually lies and feasts off of being on a power trip or on drama. Usually speaks in lies and deception

Hey! Your boss is absolutely a Swamp Maggot!

by TheRepoGuy80 September 11, 2018

AP Magic

What we all wish we could take in high school.
Damn wizards get all of the good stuff.

My friend: “What clases are you taking this semester?”
Me: “AP Magic... it’s exclusive so don’t ask

by Skolas, Kell of Kells March 8, 2019

three is a magic number

This is a phrase people would use if they are stalking peppa pig.

What are you doing today?Three is a magic number magic number

by nobody_503 May 10, 2020