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madernal

(adj.) With regards to four concepts: life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness. A word thought to originate in certain esoteric philosophical circles to describe ‘madernal rights,’ a concept believed to be a mixture between the ideals portrayed by philosopher John Locke, and the ‘Unalienable Rights’ presented by the Declaration of Independence. The unique nature of the word often points out Jefferson’s substitution for one of Locke’s ideals in the Declaration of Independence. John Locke believed that no person ought to interfere with another person’s liberty, health, life, or possessions, whereas the Declaration of Independence guaranteed all persons created equal in ‘…life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness…’ The word is speculated to originate as a mixture between a bizarre pronunciation between the word natural (referring to John Locke’s affirmation that these are ‘natural rights’) as nah-too’-rahl, and the word internal (a sarcastic play on the inherent contradiction between John Locke’s earlier beliefs and writings regarding the individual and the self, describing them as a consequence of perception and consciousness alone). See An Essay Concerning human Understanding (1690, John Locke).
person 1: "The United States was founded on the belief that I have the right to freedom, and the pursuit of happiness."
person 2: "Yes, but people always overplay the inherent nature of madernal rights without questioning their validity."
by Cogito16 February 20, 2010
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Madiras

The act of having anal sex with a female, and having her then deepthroat the anal slime off your CoC.
'That Heather girl is ugly but she LOVES to Madiras my junk"
by ColinWedge December 14, 2010
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Marco Materazzi

See: immature, fag, sore loser, Italian girls.

Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.

Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.

Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.

Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.

Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.

Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
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MadCrabs

When u have really bad crabs cuz yous a hoe. I said that yous a hoe.
Man that tramp Gina from around the way got some mad crabs.
by Mad Crabs April 2, 2003
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maddras

To shit into a womens vagina while she is having and orgasim.
John maddras his girlfriend and she hit him.
by Matt March 26, 2003
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madeira

honestly the lamest school ever. The girls there suck and are the biggest tools. Not hot in any way and think they are the shit
by dykes on the pike March 17, 2010
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madeira

Two of my maids graduated from Madeira. That is what a Madeira education will get you, a job as my employee.
Me: What the fuck, you ruined my Gucci shirt, this shirt says DRY CLEAN ONLY on the tag and you put it in the washing machine, are you illiterate?

Maderia Graduate/My Maid: Yes, I am illiterate, I don't know how to read... I went to Madeira.
by Employer February 2, 2005
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