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munt

when a man tucks his entire junk between his legs to simulate having a vagina.
Gerardo really freaked me out when he pulled off his pants and I saw he wasn't a woman! Fortunately, he was smart enough to tuck his beans and sloppy pipe back and his munt had me rarin' to go once again!
by splattio burrito July 30, 2005
mugGet the muntmug.

munted inc

South Australian raver crew.

A whole bunch of like minded, and of course open minded Plur friendly ravers, totalling about 40 (figure thought to be correct in mid 2003) Orginally Conceived by "Piero" as a Quiry Nick name for the group of people congregating at the Pizza House on a wednesday, and also as a Name for the members of #sa_ravers on the Austnet Network.
Hey I'm "______" from Munted Inc, It's wicked to meet you, are you having a good day, i hope you are can i perhaps offer a cigarette, a hug, some vicks, a massage maybe ?
by Samuel August 12, 2003
mugGet the munted incmug.

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!
by jay December 22, 2004
mugGet the munted cowmug.

Power Munt

Australian slang meaning to force yourself to vomit so you can continue to drink alcohol, often in between rounds of a drinking game.
"Go for a power munt before the next round of boat races!"
by Fulcher December 14, 2008
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munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.
"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."
by Harry.K September 19, 2013
mugGet the munted crabmug.

chelvis munt

A man who speaks of things with a european flair, also a pet stabber.
With all the wounds on scruffy, I'd say Horace is a chelvis munt.
by mermit of the sky July 25, 2010
mugGet the chelvis muntmug.

Munt

Seriously hideous food. Not even fit for your dog. Often found in workplace staff rooms where meals are meant to be provided for staff.
by tbonez June 11, 2008
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