(n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 09, 2011
She’s an Abigail Morris.
by tallerthanmariana June 19, 2024
person 1: yo dude, wanna play some darksouls 3 today?
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.
by not-so-based-person September 27, 2021
A being of pure power. Riches rain down from the heavens upon these creatures of majesty. The ruler above all.
by spiderman_man October 19, 2020
by Widowmater. October 21, 2017
A cat that's only purpose in life is to eat, sleep, bite, and to make you life as hard as possible by sleeping in the middle of the bed.
by Mister yeet March 29, 2019