Truth Mirror

A mirror in the exact right lighting that makes any human being look hideous. We all have this mirror.

I looked at myself in the mirror and i thought i looked great, I looked in my truth mirror and it was a completely differant person. said Gertrude

I wonder if Megan Fox looks good in a truth mirror? Martin asked
I doubt it no one looks good in a truth mirror. Replied Trevor

by EC123 May 31, 2014

Gold Mirror

The Gold Mirror is the description of person that sees the good and/or the potential for good in a person and often vocalize their opinions to boost the onlooker's view of self. This often leads the observer to believe their faults don't exist and develop a close relationship with the Gold Mirror.

She is the gold mirror to his narcissism.

He always sees the good in people and reflects it back to them like a gold mirror.

by lolweird February 25, 2018

broken mirror

Anyone who looks in the mirror and sees someone/thing pretty damn amazing. Often this affects their views of their sexual partners as well. Unfortunatly this is usually completely untrue.

Someone who owns a broken mirror will often refuse to be wrong about anything.

1: I've just seen Chambers acting like he's the shit again!
2: WTF? He's short, fat, stupid, a liar and his new girlfriend's a fucking munter!
1: Dude - he must have one seriously broken mirror

by Iain1977 April 14, 2008

emo mirror picture

A body shot, usually in black and white taken in your bathroom or some other mirror then posted on the internet, usually myspace

Myspace.com addict 1: Have you posted your emo mirror picture?
Myspace.com addict 2: i have 12!

by Spandy April 29, 2005

fart mirror

When an individual bends over and spreads their buttcheecks in the mirror so they can see themselves fart

“One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom and I saw this guy fart mirroring!”

by Gmoney1725 February 28, 2018

One way mirror relationship

When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.

"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"

by Bob The Ghost July 15, 2016

parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.

An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013