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Cleveland meatball

The act of inserting your balls in a rectum while having vaginal sex. Easiest done while in the piledriver position.

This act has sometimes been called clowning (after the aggressive street-dance style), but this is the true nomenclature for this rare (and occasionally painful) act.
1. You know how loose that Sara's ass is? Well, I was piledriving her last night and it fell open -- so I gave her a Cleveland Meatball. She didn't even wake up.

2. I was giving that big german chick a Cleveland Meaball, when her husband sneaked up behind us and stuck a pin in her ass. I didn't know that she was married or I woulda been facing the door.
by Bunstuffer April 26, 2009
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Double Meatball Conundrum

Occurs when you are pulling in to your morning destination, and shart after eating two $2 - 6" meatball subs the night before.
Dude, I was pulling into court to pay my ticket and had a double meatball conundrum!
by NocOps September 21, 2011
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Meatball Grinder

A sex act in which two individuals first engage in anal sex until the receiver's anus begins to bleed (This may be facilitated by witholding the use of lubricant or by performing intercourse on a person whose anus is unaccustomed to fornication).

Upon sight of blood, the receiver is placed in a "bottoms-up" or "piledriver" position (if not there already) and the other partner proceeds to defecate into his/her butt crack- thus placing the brown "meatballs" into the red "sauce" between the two "buns." Semen "cheese" may then be added to the sandwich by the "chef" if he chooses to self-stimulate himself to climax.
Mary: "Hey Claire, why the long face? And why are you sitting on a foam donut?"

Claire: "Jim got me drunk enough to agree to a meatball grinder last night. It's bad enough that I can barely sit down, but my sheets are ruined."
by PRA! September 9, 2011
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meatball hoagie

by Brenden Z February 12, 2006
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Swedish Meatball Dinner

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner
I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner
by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010
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Meatball

The 'Meatball' is a sexual act that consists of a male sucking spaghetti out of a woman's vagina, with a meatball in either side of his mouth. To meatball, the woman must also have each testicle of the male in either side of her mouth.
"Well, we all know who James wants to meatball!"
by Gm6 April 27, 2014
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meatball

a term used during world war ii by the americans refering to the japanese. The large red circle on the flag vehicles and airplanes slightly rembles a meatball.
by Al_the_alky August 12, 2005
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