Maryland

A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...

Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.

People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.

People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.

Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.

People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.

People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.

by Murylandhon May 8, 2022

Maryland Mousetrap

When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process

“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”

by Fuckknuckles June 2, 2022

Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.

After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?

by Rex power colt March 25, 2022

Maryland

A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.

I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.

by StormBread September 24, 2021

Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female

Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?

by freaky.J September 28, 2021

Maryland

Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.

Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.

by niftythirty September 11, 2024

Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.

‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”

by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025