Maryland

A state where nobody wants to be from... when they are indeed from there and nowhere else...

Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.

People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.

People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.

Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.

People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.

People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.

by Murylandhon May 8, 2022

accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!

my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!

by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

maryland pass

If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.

That guy tried to Maryland pass me and clipped my mirror.

by 6sicky6 May 13, 2018

Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.

Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025

Maryland Magic

Maryland Magic is the the shitty tree that you get in Maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. As opposed to Cali crystal which is bought in California and is chronic from the get go. Also the name of nigaboo Zach Steffey's bong.

Damn son! That Maryland magic reminds me of our shit we smoke in the bay! or Man we killed our lungs all night with Maryland Magic. Shit was gravy.

by Margerine ass handstand man October 21, 2009

Maryland

The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.

Maryland is the Old Line State.

by ThePoliticalSpectrum November 19, 2022