Behemoth And Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

Behemoth And Atelier Are Bethesda, Maryland

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female

Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?

by freaky.J September 28, 2021

Flag of Maryland

THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU

by C0ck@ndB@ll70r7ur3 July 9, 2024

Maryland

The weirdest political state ever. We have a nice beach but also the most dangerous city in the country. Washington DC is on our border too.

Did you see that guy with the long ass neck? He said he was from Maryland.

by michaelthegreat December 16, 2018

maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.

"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"

by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.

Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025