Lotus Passage

A metaphorical and spiritual term for the vagina, referencing both its beauty and the journey it represents in intimacy.

"The night ended with him discovering every inch of her Lotus Passage, and it was a journey worth taking."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Lotusitus

A condition that affects men when they buy a lotus motor vehicle in their 50’s. This condition is caused by predominantly a middle-aged crisis but the condition can be exacerbated by not being able to actually park the car on the driveway properly, or returning the lotus motor vehicle back to the dealer for a re-call in the pouring rain, only for the car dealer to tell the client lotus are a poor man’s Aston Martin. The condition involves temporary blindness, acting like a clown in the workplace whilst tax dodging HMRC normally during half-term periods.

I think he has contracted Lotusitus.

by BanjoDave February 18, 2026

Lotusitus

A condition that affects men when they buy a lotus motor vehicle in their 50’s. This condition is caused by predominantly a middle-aged crisis but the condition can be exacerbated by not being able to actually park the car on the driveway properly, or returning the lotus motor vehicle back to the dealer for a re-call in the pouring rain, only for the car dealer to tell the client lotus are a poor man’s Aston Martin. The condition involves temporary blindness, acting like a clown in the workplace whilst tax dodging HMRC normally during half-term periods.

I think he has contracted Lotusitus.

by BanjoDave February 18, 2026

lotuscyan

to call someone a 60 year old pregnant man

"you look like a lotuscyan"

by geezer1217 October 6, 2025

Lotus grip suki gap

When using chopsticks to grasp testicles and insert them into the vagina

Later do you want to test my skills of lotus grip suki gap? I’ve gotten quite good at the first part.

by SexualMartialartist December 21, 2025

the lotus

The lotus is a smart type of flower that is good at playing any type of TERA class. While the lotus is very strong he is also very perv and likes lolis.

Hey did you see the lotus posted loli pics again on Sari's discord?
Yeah man, but it's ok because he's good!

by Sari-thedream October 2, 2017

Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.

I broke the wooden lettus grabber

by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017