Lotusitus

A condition that affects men when they buy a lotus motor vehicle in their 50’s. This condition is caused by predominantly a middle-aged crisis but the condition can be exacerbated by not being able to actually park the car on the driveway properly, or returning the lotus motor vehicle back to the dealer for a re-call in the pouring rain, only for the car dealer to tell the client lotus are a poor man’s Aston Martin. The condition involves temporary blindness, acting like a clown in the workplace whilst tax dodging HMRC normally during half-term periods.

I think he has contracted Lotusitus.

Lotusitus by BanjoDave February 18, 2026

Lotusitus

A condition that affects men when they buy a lotus motor vehicle in their 50’s. This condition is caused by predominantly a middle-aged crisis but the condition can be exacerbated by not being able to actually park the car on the driveway properly, or returning the lotus motor vehicle back to the dealer for a re-call in the pouring rain, only for the car dealer to tell the client lotus are a poor man’s Aston Martin. The condition involves temporary blindness, acting like a clown in the workplace whilst tax dodging HMRC normally during half-term periods.

I think he has contracted Lotusitus.

Lotusitus by BanjoDave February 18, 2026