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Loren Grey

A 17 year old girl who wears way too much makeup and dresses like a corner hooker. Nobody has to wonder where her parents are - they are on the sidelines counting the guap their cash cow pulls in, maybe spending it here and there on drugs because you must have to be super high to let your kid parade herself on the internet like a straight whore when she’s barely legal. Has millions of followers on the gram, including grown women and likely grown men, commenting and encouraging this obvious child pornography and exploitation. A great example of where morals have fallen in the 21st century.
The fact that we have a person like Loren Grey influencing teens who’s self esteem is already warped is just what we all need!
Loren Grey by chocolatechip October 25, 2019
He should cuff Alexis
Lorenzo loves Alexis
Lorenzo by Youngdaggerdix February 2, 2019
likes to roll and/or chill in benzos. see multiple N.W.A. and Death Row records.
"you'd rather see me in the pen than me and Lorenzo, rollin' in a benzo"-ice cube
Lorenzo by kidd0 January 27, 2007

Lorenzo Lamas 

1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.

3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.
1). Wow, Lorenzo Lamas really impressed me in Terminal Justice, a tale of cop in the not to distant future with cyborg like qualities.

2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.

3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!
Lorenzo Lamas by Lance Cumson November 30, 2010
Loren is a bad ass, don't take no shit type girl. She'll beat ya ass, and hurt ya feeling and she won't give a shit and she has this swag to her that no one can replicate, and she's gorgeous and she gets along with all the boys, she's a flirt too.
Boy, this girl she plays Xbox with me and everything she incredible

Friend: you don got you a loren
Loren by Tyleshia December 20, 2016
A girl who every body loves has a great personality a little slut
loren by Loren March 7, 2003
Lorenzo is a bottom. That's the tea sis.
Me: Lorenzo you bottom uwu
Lorenzo: no