Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.
Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic
by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010
Get the Testicular Logicmug. Does not exist and makes no sense. Kuba logic is complete ballshit and crap. Can be used as an insult, but it is considered to be one of the worst things to call somebody.
by AncientBlue September 26, 2013
Get the kuba logicmug. Similar to standard logic except for a couple of minor differences. There are 2 types of Hazel Logic
1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.
2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.
2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
Rabbit: I've got free tickets to the club tonight, so if you use these tickets you won't need to pay to get in.
BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O
Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic
Russ: Fix up blad
BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O
Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic
Russ: Fix up blad
by mingleville April 16, 2008
Get the Hazel Logicmug. A type of logic where basic parts of normal logic are ignored. This mostly appears in video games and anime. DBZ for example, Goku gets tossed into a mountain and the mountain breaks into pieces. However, some animes do not use fuck logic for everything, such as Attack on Titan. In Attack on Titan, if a person was tossed into a wall that person would pop into blood and guts instead of the wall somehow breaking apart.
by Ssj3ArmoredTitan July 26, 2014
Get the Fuck Logicmug. Logic used by uneducated people when forming an argument. When someone takes two things that are not related in any way and tries to tie them together to make a point.
This logic is commonly used by Ricky on Trailer Park Boys.
This logic is commonly used by Ricky on Trailer Park Boys.
Ricky: We don't need to call the cops, I mean, you guys are smarter than real cops. You guys are mall cops! Why do we need real cops?
Cop: Ricky, enough with your hood logic already.
Cop: Ricky, enough with your hood logic already.
by OldManFerg2 February 4, 2007
Get the hood logicmug. Patriot Logic(noun) -Patriot Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the New England Patriot fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)
Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Patriot Logic
"The New England Patriots have always been the greatest foot ball team and always will be."
His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Pats were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."
"No way" says Jimmy
Look it up says Billy
"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
"The New England Patriots have always been the greatest foot ball team and always will be."
His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Pats were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."
"No way" says Jimmy
Look it up says Billy
"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
by Bigmike87 November 20, 2006
Get the Patriot Logicmug. 1. The thought process used to avoid thinking over a difficult situation that appears to be unrealistic or unlikely
2. The opposite of real logic
2. The opposite of real logic
1. Brad: if there's no evidence of the existence of Hell, why should I entrust in fear to commit to a superior being
Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!
2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.
Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.
3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!
Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.
Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!
2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.
Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.
3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!
Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.
by 2 christians, 1 atheist October 18, 2008
Get the Christian Logicmug.