Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

Turd locked

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

by izayo102 January 10, 2013

thot locked

When you put a thot on blast by telling her where she is in life.

Dang gurl she just got thot locked.

by Gobestar June 26, 2014

Am i loved?

No youre not

Person 1: Am I loved?
Mother: No

by Mymotherfoundmypornfolder March 12, 2021

Not-loved

When teenagers feel they aren't receiving the same affection from their parents as another sibling is. When in fact they are ignorant.

True Not-love has the same feeling as a brick being smashed into ones face.

Ignorant Girl: My parents don't love me, so I drink and smoke!

Friend: Really? Are you Not-loved?

Ignorant Girl: Yes....

Friend: Then this shouldn't hurt at all!*Uses brick to smash face*

Both go to the E.R.

by Don't worry, it'll be oks April 30, 2009

land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

loked

being drunk off of four lokos

moira: did u see taylor last night? she was drunk as fuck.
Me: obviously moira. that bitch was loked

by mc3yee November 20, 2010