Slot Lizard

Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.

Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.

by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018

booty lizard

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!

Watch out Jerry that girls a a straight booty lizard, she'll get ya!

by Smashin ass with class 85 June 4, 2018

Beef Lizard

Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.

“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”

by beeflizardman November 23, 2019

Sex Lizard

Someone who is incredibly sexy and is often a real sweetheart but is in general a big horndog and reminds you of characters such as Randal from monsters inc. or Goob from meet the Robinson's while being hot at the same time. Not to be confused with a sex goblin.

Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.

Stacy-"Who's that gorgeous girl standing shrouded in darkness in the corner of the room over there?"
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"

Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*

by YouWinThisRoundDavidLazzano August 18, 2019

Lizard Wrestle

Often played by men at sports socials, the lizard wrestle or lizard fight consists of two naked men on their knees facing each other with a belt binding them at the neck. The winner must pull their opponent across a line. Gin drinking is optional but recommended.

That lizard wrestle last night was hilarious; the sound of his cock hitting his stomach rang through the corridors.

by Queefmaster February 24, 2020

praise lizard

someone who "basks" in the praise of others (like a lizard)

Andrew: "sup, fuckers! check this new cut!"
Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"

by praiselizard May 20, 2017

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017