by Alexander Hamton September 23, 2021
by inexorabllee September 17, 2018
1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
Person 1: whats up
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay
person 2: Nm just "Listening to my adiction"
Person 1: wth does that mean.
Person 2: it means im listing to my fav artist taylor swift.
Person 1: oooooooooooooooooookay
by Giggly stripes July 5, 2011
by pseudonym88888888888 May 24, 2023
When someone should be listening to what you are saying but they are mentally too busy thinking of what they want to say or are interrupting you to get their point across or jump ahead of you telling the story because they can't wait for you to finish. This causes them to ask a question about the thing you are talking about before you are able to get it out or ask about something you said but they missed because they aren't really listening. As opposed to an active listener who is genuinely interested in hearing what you are trying to tell them regarding an incident or a story or information.
You: So I told her don't be all up in my business because. ..
Them: So she left or stayed or what?
You: I'm trying to tell you what happened. Don't be such a passive listener.
Them: So she left or stayed or what?
You: I'm trying to tell you what happened. Don't be such a passive listener.
by Wordy Smith March 21, 2015
Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021