Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

Lipstick Lesbian

A very feminine lesbian who tends to act like a straight girl but is actually a lesbian. Enjoys very girly things and products, is proud of being a Lipstick

Kinda looks like a Thot but isn’t a thot

Ex.

A: Hey Lexi who is your boyfriend?
B: I don’t have a boy friend, I’m gay.
A: Oh shit, I thought you were straight

B: No, I’m just a Lipstick lesbian.

Ex 2.
Omg she is such a Lipstick

by Myeeeeest January 28, 2020

Hooker Red Lipstick

The bright, pure red lipstick the sterotypical hookers wear. Usually found at the Doller Store.

"I think I might put on some Hooker Red Lipstick for the Roller Disco"!

by Mitchell b. August 6, 2006

lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.

(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"

by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005

pay with my lipstick

Paying for something with sexual favors.

Women are the most common users of this method, however, research has shown that men utilize this technique as well although on a much smaller scale.

"Damn, I forgot my purse, guess I'll have to pay with my lipstick."

by The Golden Burrito May 2, 2008

Put some lipstick on it

An alternate way of asking for a blowjob.

Husband: Honey, come here and look at this.

Wife: Ugh, put that thing away.

Husband: Why don't you put some lipstick on it.

Wife: Well, okay.

by Freezod July 18, 2012

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004