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linkinparkinit 

To go to someone's house and watch Linkin Park on DVD on a 50" TV with loud surround sound in order to pregame before a heavy night of drinking. While watching the Linkin Park DVD, it is normal to use household items, such as swiffer jet mops, and groceries, such as bananas, as microphones. It is also common to throw cantalopes at vehicles during these shenanigans. In most cases, the people who are "linkinparkinit" begin to mosh in the living room, and may even knock columns off balance. Usually a night of "linkinparkinit" will result in ankle injuries, which will require the use of swiffer jet canes.
Goldstein: "Hey I just got free tickets to the superbowl, with free airfare, plus we get to eat dinner with Kim Kardashian, and 2 Penthouse Playmates...wanna come?"
Me: "Nah Goldstein, I think I'm gonna be Linkinparkinit that weekend"
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Linkin Park fan 

someone who is very insightful, intelligent, emotional, talented, and true....someone who likes real music
linkin park rules
Linkin Park fan by ?? July 3, 2004

Fro-Licking 

The act of licking the smegma from beneath the foreskin in order to provide sexual pleasure for the subject.
Carla: Hey Micky-T, I was Fro-Licking Luke last night!
Micky-T: Can I watch next time?
Fro-Licking by Geezerz September 8, 2015

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'
To explore a foreign city after consuming 2 to 3 beers; aspects of Linging include chatting with locals and staring for uncomfortably long times at landmarks.
My friend and I went Linging all over Amsterdam...did you know their monarch is a piss head and is known as Prince Pint?!
Linging by tomislav87 August 18, 2017

anus licking loser 

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.

Linkin Park fan 

Linkin Park Fan: Me, Someone who likes Linkin Park. every Fan has their likes and dislikes. One who likes Linkin Park Falls in with this Definition.
eg: Im a linkin park fan who thinks its funny that people use a dictionary website to make fun of a band they dont like. They dont see me shitting on the stuff they like, your metallica or maiden, ozzy, The classics. Im a fan of them as well, while also being a Linkin Park fan So get a fucking life R-Tards

why point out what you dont like, your one in a million, nobody fuckin cares. Like your shit, and I'll like mine.

and yes I know this makes me a total hippocrite