1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
Get the Lindamug. Best Volleyball player in the world. Also very kind and beloved. BUT People also really like to blame her for everything...
by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021
Get the Lindamug. Girl 1: Don’t be a Linda!
Girl 2: What’s a Linda?
Girl 1: Someone who is almost a Karen.
Girl 2: Why didn’t you just call me a Karen.
Girl 1: Because I’m to nice and your to nice to be called a Karen.
Girl 2: What’s a Linda?
Girl 1: Someone who is almost a Karen.
Girl 2: Why didn’t you just call me a Karen.
Girl 1: Because I’m to nice and your to nice to be called a Karen.
by Duffin Keynarn Dagels June 6, 2023
Get the Lindamug. 
A person who only exists to be used as an example. She goes off topic in chat rooms and is very proud of her Italian heritage, mentioning her country of origin at any given chance.
by LindaFromItaly April 14, 2023
Get the Linda from Italymug. Linda
by Howcanihelpyou March 13, 2021
Get the Lindamug. Linda is the sweetest, smart person and she's a goddess so her own kind she will not take a nonsense or stupidness from any man.
by anonymous September 9, 2021
Get the Lindamug.