Half-Life Crisis

That overwhelming emptiness you feel upon completion of any of the Half-Life games.

Man, I just finished Half-Life 2 and now I have nothing to do. I feel so empty. I think I'm going through a Half-Life crisis.

by Cypher Seven July 24, 2012

geez life

Slang term for being old.

I got it goin’ on, I’m livin’ the geez life!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Chop Life

A west African phrase meaning "enjoy life and celebrate it to the fullest"

My friend Chop Life before you study, you only live once

by dizguy July 10, 2022

Fucked for life

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.

Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)

by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010

My Whole Fucking Life

Being extremely irritated with something that happens way too often in your life

From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips

Guy 1: Hey, sorry your girl left you.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.

by darkshade_95 December 7, 2018

mai chans daily life

A fucked up manga that involves a girl named mai chan getting sexually abused in various ways and is immortal the manga is infamous for it's ending in which mai chan gets pregnant, gives birth and a man grabs the infant and puts it into a blender and blends it.

Eduardo:hey vincent you read mai chans daily life before?
vincent:yes it's very fucked up

by Mr otaku May 12, 2020

The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021