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Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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lets bounce

The COOL way of saying, time to leave
by ye ye April 12, 2006
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lets get blown

Lets get fucking blown dude!
by Amanda June 17, 2005
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Jared Leto

A sexy ass dude with awesome hair, gorgeous eyes and an amazing skill to sing and act.

He plays in the band 30 seconds to mars
He was born on December 26. 1976
He's a Vegatarian

He's hot
Best song ever sung by him is The Kill <3
Jared leto is HAWT and he can sing!
by xD<3x3 October 16, 2009
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beautiful letdown

Commonly known as a CD by Switchfoot, a "beautiful letdown" is a breakup that happens in a way where one of the two is not fully aware of it. A prime example is "taking a break" from the relationship.
"She said we were taking a break...three months later I found out that it was permanent...what a beautiful letdown.."
by Zak April 24, 2005
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lets split

by lil smokie29 February 5, 2010
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Jared Leto

A hot actor/singer. He is the lead singer of rock band 30 seconds to Mars where his brother, Shannon Leto is the drummer. He has acted (usually as a hottie or some cute confident guy) in movies such as: Highway, Requiem for a dream, fight club etc. He has a smokin hot body not to mention the most prettiest eyes with a cute face. Rumours had it he has slept with one girl from every city of America. What a slut boy! (a hot one) When he was in his early adulthood, he used to have a mohawk or normal hair, but in his mid-30s he opted for red-tipped black Gothic-looking hair and eyeliner. Both looks compliment him well, still.
Jackie: Omg did u watch that movie Fight Club? It had the awesome Jared Leto in it for a couple of scenes.
Susie: Really? Gimme that movie. Let me borrow it.
Jackie: Hes so cute. I can't get over my Jared Leto obsession.
by jackiethecow June 5, 2009
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