push your pussy to the left

A way of telling someone to stop their bitching & take control of their life!

Lora- "what am I doing with my life!?"
Calvin- "Push your pussy to the left."

by Truetrue4747 June 2, 2016

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left or right?

The pant leg in which guys prefer their "thing" to hang. It can't just hang there, you know, they have to put it somewhere.

Left or right?

Left man. I can't stand it on the right side.

by Bob the pizza guy October 10, 2008

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up your ass and to the left

Where something is located that someone else is looking for.

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
"They're up your ass and to the left."

by Mushroomhoues December 1, 2016

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a baseball heckle used by fans of the pitcher against a batter who has just struck out

"Left! Right! Left! Right! ..." (for each step of the batter as he walks back to the dugout)

Followed by a "Step!" for each step of the dugout that the batter must walk down, and then a "Sit Down!" when the steps are completed

This heckle is also used at basketball games when an opposing player fouls out

Modern origins: West Palm Beach Expos, University of Florida Baseball

Ump: "Strike 3!"
Fans marching the batter back to the dugout give the left-right heckle: "Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!...Step! Step! Step!...Sit Down!"

by Victor Cromwell January 10, 2010

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