laminosity

noun: the empirical unit of lame, stupidity, or that which is generally unsatisfactory. Usually measured in a scale from one to ten, ten being the most acute.

Paul: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate that Ratatouille movie?

John: In laminosity?

George: Yeah, Paul. That show was totally lame, man...

by laden_swallow09 August 7, 2010

laminin

the glue that holds each cell to on another.

if the laminin was not in you, you would be a wet spot on the ground.

by markleer February 22, 2011

Laminak

1. A noun. A person who has reached the highest level of social status. A person who really stands out and does everything without a hint of effort. They carry out their day-to-day life in the coolest of manners and nothing is too much for them.

To be a trueLaminak, one must know how to be and act like a Laminak without trying to be a Laminak.

2. A noun. Someone who has an outstanding desire for lamb.

1. That guy there, he's a trueLaminak, he finished that 16 inch pizza in five minutes himself without even complaining about the meat sweats.
'He's a total Laminak, he's flying without wings.' 'Mate that's called falling'. 'Nah that's called being trueLaminak'.

2. Mate I am laminak, I could totally eat that herd of sheep. I'm trueLaminak.

by Laminak1 November 13, 2011

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

Lainie

Lainie. She and her name are so precious that to define publicly and risk having Lainie’s name defiled would be to sin.

Lainie will define herself. She will discover her strengths and talents and thrive and flourish and will be raised well by people with good intentions.

by Realsmill July 30, 2019

lainette

a pretty ass girl, with an attitude. Men love her

“you know lainette?”

“ yes the bad bitch right”

by Coollit October 22, 2019

laindya

Laindya is a loving and caring person. She can be shy at times but around family or friends she can be a bit loud. Laindya's can be mean at times but its rare. If you have a Laindya in your life you shouldn't ruin their trust and love for you. It doesn't matter to her if your her family or not if she tells you she loves you she means it and you should take it to heart. But don't let the pretty smile and deep dimples fool you, she has had her heart broken once or twice and if she tells you her feelings you shouldn't play her. Her is also good at keeping secrets and you should trust her that's how she knows she can trust you.She is a great person/friend/girlfriend. Although Laindya is a shy person if she tells you how she feels about someone that means you are a close friend and you should never let that friendship go. To date her on the other hand if she confesses to you her love you should keep it real with her. And NEVER EVER break up with her over a stupid reason or pressure her into a relationship. If you have a laindya in your life you can consider yourself lucky because i can tell you from experience that we love our best friend and wouldn't tried her for the world.

"ily laindya"

by quiet_girl July 6, 2020