Lard

A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”

Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard

by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

lard

A response to an answer of question you weren't expecting, but don't care about it too much.

A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"

by Psynoduem May 7, 2022

Lard

Best example: in the tags down below

Sofia is such a lard

by bobcat bob November 5, 2021

Lard

What you call your boyfriend if he is a "tub o lard"

Hey Lard how was your day you fat turd.

by Beardy March 31, 2017

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ May 7, 2018