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LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_'s definitions
Himp lard
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hard
and
limp dick
.
I wanted to fuck my
boyfriend
yesterday
, but he was too busy having a himp lard
all night
!
by
LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_
May 7, 2018
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