Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.

"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"

by LagMage May 6, 2021

Laptop

A girl/guy who sucks dick to the balls.

That girl last night was a laptop.

by MaroG June 3, 2021

Lepoop

Also known as Liz, a famous egrill beggar for the game known as Growtopia. She is very famous for the rich "simps" she has. And of course, she is the queen of poop.

Lepoop is pretty.
Lepoop sucks.
Lepoop is beautiful.

by SnaekEater99442 September 15, 2021

Lapoosh

1. A sexual encounter involving three or more partners.

2. When more people show up than anticipated but not in a good way.

The dinner party was so lapoosh, my roommate brought three of her friends. It was crowded, we ran out of food., and they ruined the vibe.

by Boomsauce76 November 21, 2021

Laptop Gamer

Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc

"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"

by V1ince cuh fan 69 June 5, 2022

lappoppo

Get yourself a doll, stick your phone up its heinie and behold lappoppo. It's an industrial tool to help you find your way to the airport with your new and improved GPS that speaks out of its behind.

Damn son, I see you made yourself a lappoppo. Does it offer blow.....

by Mattrimmer948 July 31, 2022

Ladoop

The act of spooning a dead baby at midday.

EX. Yo Brian, I totally Ladooped that child yesterday.

by FullOfRegrets October 11, 2022