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lake forest

An afluent suburb, north of Chicago, situated directly on Lake Michigan. Home of not only the stereotypical "rich kid", but also many extremely intelligent and driven people, as well as an average number of below-average people. Typically singled out because the average citizen is fairly wealthy, and the homes are very high-priced.
You think you know everything about Lake Forest, but please, don't judge what you don't know.
by Just a Girl August 1, 2008
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Lanket

A tall person who is extremely skinny, awkwardly weird or just plain tall.
Guy1 - "Did you see that skinny lanket at the gym today?"

Guy2 - "Barely, he looked like a stick figure from far"
by BobTheWindow January 15, 2014
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Laker hater

Someone who despises the Los Angeles Lakers and would be just as happy watching them lose as they would to actually win themselves.
You either love the Lakers or are a Laker hater.
by Bojengles April 11, 2004
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Lake Titicaca

A man defecates on a woman's chest, makes a wall above and below her breasts with feces, and then urinates in the middle to make a lake.
I knew she was a freak, but then we she asked for Lake Titicaca, I ran!
by mwyyld January 20, 2008
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Lakehurst Mall

An enclosed shopping mall built in 1971 in the developing Chicago suburb of Waukegan. Anchored by Carson Pirie Scott & Co., Wieboldt's, and JC Penney (known at the time as simply Penney's), the mall featured over 100 shops, as well as several shops and restaurants outside the mall including a multiplex, Service Merchandise, and a strip-mall.

In 1986 Wieboldt's filed for bankruptcy and closed its Lakehurst location, just in time for the infamous flood of 1986 which crippled the village of Gurnee some 5 minutes away. The floods resulted in the closure of Gurnee's elementary schools, which for about 6 weeks would be held inside the former Wieboldt's anchor, which became unofficially known as "Wieboldt U". After the schools were repaired and Wieboldt U students left, the store was remodeled and reopened as a Montgomery Ward on the top floor and Dunham's Sports on the bottom floor.

1991 sparked the decline of Lakehurst when the massive Gurnee Mills outlet mall was built 5 minutes away. Almost instantly Lakehurst shoppers and tenants fled Lakehurst for the new mega mall. 1997 would be a vicious blow to Lakehurst's head when JCPenney closed its Lakehurst location due to it being considered "underperforming", and a larger more updated store being built 30 minutes away in Vernon Hills. Montgomery Ward also closed its Lakehurst location due to bankruptcy troubles.

The rapidly dying mall was shuttered in 2001, leaving its Carson Pirie Scott anchor as the only operating store at Lakehurst. Carson's survived through 2003 and finally turned out the lights in early 2004, with demolition following shortly afterward. The land is being redeveloped to Fountain Square of Waukegan, a mixed retail and office plaza.
"Fountain Square was built on the site of the former Lakehurst Mall"
by Jon Revelle March 22, 2008
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Lakedaimon

Lakedaimon.. The mighty ancient group that everyone trembles upon, only if you could understand

The Lakonians are a brotherhood with a bond that will never be separated, Sppecter General of the Armies has led Lakedaimon to a complete success, without the Entoli, and the HIGHCOM Lakedaimon wouldn't be the grand fear-monger it is now. Here's some advice DO NOT PR US or you will get clapped.
* He trembles as the vast Lakedaimon Army march all the way through the Roman borders destroying anyone in sight. *
by ahouahouahou October 6, 2019
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Laken

DamN, Laken is SUCH a MAN
by youredgyshoe December 4, 2019
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