Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
by JHolt1300 November 14, 2020
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louisiana truck pull

A competition involving two individuals that includes a double-headed dildo. Each competitor slides a side of the dildo into their anal cavity and clench their cheeks. Then, while making truck noises, the competitors attempt to pull the dildo out of their rivals butt. Legal movements include: thrusting, jumping, and shaking. In order to successfully win the pull you must retain possession while taking it out of your rival.
Me and Tucker had some beef, so we decided to settle it in a Louisiana Truck Pull
by Noah and Mitchell July 20, 2017
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Louisiana Fruit Stick

First, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent Fred Flinstone and then he engages with a female. After performing anal with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his penis inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.
"Nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a Louisiana fruit stick!" - Every attractive bitch
by Louisiana fruit stick October 17, 2014
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Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.
Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.
by xvampirousx August 01, 2008
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Louisiana Mud Hen

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.
My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.
by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2018
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louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, mostly the anus, and then pullign it out after a few seconds.
Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskaes
by Sam March 04, 2005
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Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill
by big Bens rubber duck May 05, 2015
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