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Lobster Boy 

(Lob-sta-boi) First sighted in Cancun, Mexico Lobster Boy emerges from a mix of ADD, severe sunburn and extensive alcohol consumption. Lobster Boy always kills it in the club with sick dance moves and fancy hand gestures. Although he acts like a dick to all the ladies at the club/pool bar they flock to his side, these girls are referred to as lobster girls. His signature move is the lobster crawl and is know for insighting with 100+ people he doesnt know. His hobbies include spending the last of his money on mexican baby doll puppets, and verbally assaulting women. There have been recent sightings of Lobster Boy in Albany, New York but he mainly resides in Cancun.
"Wow did you see Lobster Boy killing it on the dance floor, he was such a dick to all the ladies but they still wanted him"

Person 1: "Oh my god that extremely sun burnt guy just dunked me under the water and ran away, hes so dreamy!"
Person 2: "holy shit thats the infamous lobster boy!"
Lobster Boy by No one shhhh May 22, 2014
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Lobster Head 

Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes. Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space. Lobster Head is the Ying to your Yang (or you can be the Ying, Lobster Head really doesn't give a flying fuck.) Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Although Lobster Head first presented itself to this dimension on the glorious night of November 21st 2007, Lobster Head has always, and will always be. Lobster Head is a baby's first smile, and the first bicep Jeffery Daumer ever ate. Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate. To quote Dr. Egon Spengler, "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." This is what a human's first experience of Lobster Head is often like. Yes, Lobster Head is total protonic reversal. The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place. Finally, why "Gimme Drank?" Well, shout it out loud and all of your questions will be answered. LH4eva
Lobster Head forever don't you ever fuck with me!
Lobster Head by skyerider January 28, 2008

Lobster Miner 

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.
What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

lobster claw 

That lobster claw is huge!
lobster claw by the wicked one August 31, 2005

lobster bait

this shit tasted like lobster bait.
lobster bait by dave4817 June 30, 2004

lobster claw 

A deformity of the hand,which leaves the person so afflicted with fused fingers and an opposable thumb, making the hand thereby resembling the claw of a lobster
"I can't shake his hand, what, with that lobster claw of his?!"
lobster claw by Arjay December 6, 2003

lobster claw 

Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.
After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.
lobster claw by Gabe Pham October 15, 2007