lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter

Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020

liquid iq

When someone can go from being very smart to very stupid in a short period of time, and then back again.

"Planes utilise wind patterns to maximise their fuel efficiency and minimise travel time"
"But if they left the atmosphere they wouldn't have gravity to contend with either"
"I don't think planes have to worry about gravity, I mean they're in the air"
"Daaaamn, you have a liquid iq"

by jeremy_esquire January 11, 2020

Liquid Scarface

The act of snorting cum, as if lines of cocaine.

"After I nutted, she liquid Scarfaced that shit."

by Jarrell mafiosos March 8, 2017

liquid actor

Liquid actor is a background actor normally in a porn scene, he is not the main actor and is unable to penetrate the female. He can however, hang out in the background and masturbate or touch a boob.

John: Rail...you never have a cold one with the boys anymore..whats up with that?
Rail: Im sorry bro...I just started this new job and its very demanding...im a full time liquid actor now...
John: Oh thats sweet! I want to be a liquid actor too!!!!

by International Men of Leisure June 18, 2018

liquid suicide

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.

Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...

by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

liquid meth

5 hour energy mixed with a redbull, chased by a shot of espresso.

It will most likely kill you.

"We dared David to try some liquid meth. He got an engineering degree in 3 days, then his chest caved in and he bled caffeine."

by LoveDumpster December 17, 2013

Peepeepoopoo liquid

The liquid that splashes on your ass cheeks after a piece off poo hits the water. This liquid has your piss and fecal matter it in.

"My peepeepoopoo liquid went into my ass crack when i took a massive shit"

by snowy4_ February 11, 2022