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Fox News liberal

1. A person who describes themselves as a Democrat, but is actually quite conservative, such as Zell Miller. FOX News always gives them airtime in hopes that they can claim to be "fair and balanced."

2. Someone on FOX News who is actually a liberal, but either dumb or weak, and exists primarily as a punching bag for the conservatives on the show. Alan Colmes is an example.
by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006
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Swag Library

A Swag Library is a wardrobe of clothes in style and very appealing. A Swag Library consists of enough clothes to match up a new and different outfit for 2 weeks straight. When it comes to a swag library being rich or poor can't change the amount of time needed to create it. It takes 3 - 5 years to successfully create a swag library because it should consist of different styles of clothes for different seasons of the year and only certain items are considered swag which would have to be added piece by piece to the library. Most people start around ages 17 or 18. In recent history an average of 1 of 64 people have successfully completed a Swag Library and you know who they are.
Person 1: James has on something fresh everyday! Dude has mad swag

Person 2: Yeah! Where does he get all this stuff?

Person 3: Hes got a Swag Library.
by Mr. Rugby March 4, 2012
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liberal tolerance

The belief that is doesn't matter what race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation a person is, as long as they never, ever disagree with you, and as long as that religion isn't Christianity.
Johnny got called a "stupid bible-thumping Christian sheeple" during a seminar on liberal tolerance, after saying that he didn't have a problem with seeing the Ten Commandments on display in a public courthouse.
by Dude Bob June 3, 2007
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closet liberal

Someone who has or won't come out saying they are a liberal. They often hide behind the fact their parents are conservative.
Damn Jimmy is being such a closet liberal.
by afwrrr76 June 5, 2015
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silent library

A game show where you are in a library and you are given various penalties, it is a card game, if you talk you are automatically eliminated or make noise for that matter, the one that draws the skull and crossbones has to do the typically humiliating and painful task. i.e. snort sugar
When he played silent library he ended up having to eat three jalapenos for one challenge, and he got kicked in the nads twice because he had drawn the skull twice.
by Apricot Aardvark February 9, 2008
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Library Book

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.
by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011
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Labrador

An A.K.C-registered breed of dog. The most popular breed of dog in the united states which was first developed in the Labrador province of Canada to haul fishermans nets. Has a very gentle and patient nature and makes and exceptional seeing-eye dog or gundog. Has short to medium length hair and is prone to gastric tortion and hip disphlyasia. Comes in three varieties, yellow, black, and chocolate.
The Labrador makes a wonderful first-time dog.
by o2theMalley July 3, 2008
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