au pair-a-legal

An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.

Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.

by Hoos 4 a B Curve May 20, 2006

iLL-LEGAL

A dope fuckin record label based in So Cal.

Yo, you hear that new iLL-LEGAL artist? That shit is sick.

by Kickflpp84 April 16, 2009

street legal

Used to define a computer that is free of warez (retail software or shareware not purchased by the user), other illegal downloaded material (such as music, movies, etc. that were not originally purchased by the user.).

If I had more money, I could get all this cracked software off my computer and make it street legal so I don't have to worry about the RIAA busting down my door.

by NijimaSan October 26, 2004

Barely legal

A fire and underrated group of rappers , with songs like DND and Saturday Night Cartoons.
Go check them out bro

" Yo , you know Barely legal? "
" who the fuck is that? "
" Im about to put you ON. "

by Chr1zz December 5, 2022

Taco Bell legal

Food manufactured from such low quality ingredients that it's almost against the law or a health code violation.

"Dude! Let's go to Ratso's. I'm starvin!'"
No, man, that place is so bad it's barely "Taco Bell legal"!

by Freesumpin' February 25, 2011

street legal

An erect dick that does not extend the palm of a hand

HUSBAND - "That knife blade is shorter than the palm of my hand. That makes it street legal."

WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."

by mBmD August 2, 2012

Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.

Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011