Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

Bud Leech

Someone who likes to hang with you just to smoke your weed. May ask to "borrow a bud" from time to time, but seldom returns the favor.

Dude 1: Hey look at this nice bud, you wanna smoke some?
Dude 2: Man put that away - Tommy the bud leech is headed this way .

by Ditzlexic January 2, 2016

cum guzzling penis leech

A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.

by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018

leech

someone who is a leech and a fake bitch who plays the victim everytime there called out on something and even knowing nobody likes them they still hang around you.

person: that ren girl is such a leech
you: so true

by horimiyasa April 29, 2021

Leech

Someone who take's alcohol and bumps a cig off of someone and or the head coach without repayment.

Rob went out with the boys and was a leech the entire night.

by Father11 March 23, 2023

pussy-leech

To use feminine prowess to force the way into a group or friendship or to get what is wanted

Brian: "Hey Jenna!"
Norman: "Man, everybody knows that Jenna's a fuckin' pussy-leech."
Jenna: "im standing right here"

by portaprat May 28, 2018